幽默英语演讲

幽默英语演讲篇一：三分钟幽默英语演讲

my chinese dream

我的中国梦

i am very glad to stand here to give thier a short speech.today my topic is that the youth are the future of motherland

很高兴站在这里做这篇短小的演讲，我演讲的主题是青年是祖国的未来。

在准备英语演讲比赛的时候，我本想简单地从网上搜索一些文章作为我演讲的内容。我看过很多文章，有著名主持人的、北大教授的、大学生的，也有初中生的。但是看完之后，我放弃了当初的想法，我甚至为当初的想法感到有一些羞愧。因为今天我站在这里向大家演讲的主题，是一个庄重而严肃的主题；是一个充满荣耀与自豪的主题；是每一个中华儿女共同期盼的主题。每个人都有属于他们自己的中国梦，而我，当然也有一直萦绕在心怀只属于我的中国梦。

so what?s my chinese dream ? finally i will announce.

we had learned a lot of knowledge and understood a lot of truth in the book. we had a basic concept to our country at that time. we know that our country is full of sunshine , and we are the future of our country, and our dreams are to be the hope of our motherland.

我的中国梦是什么样的？先卖个关子。

记得刚刚上学那会儿，我们天真无邪。在课本里，我们学到了很多很多知识，也明白了很多很多道理，我们对祖国也有了一个最基本的概念。我们知道我们的祖国到处充满阳光，正在慢慢发展，而我们，就是祖国未来的花朵，未来的希望。我们梦想将来能够成为祖国的希望。

这，是我们最初的中国梦。最真诚的我们，最真诚的梦。

但是，不知道什么时候开始，我们长大了，生活似乎一下子变得和以前不太一样了，与此同时，虽然我们很不想承认但是却又不得不承认的是，我们的思想，我们的为人处世观，我们对我们祖国的看法，也潜移默化中慢慢开始了转变。我们的社会变得到处充满欺骗、冷漠、勾心斗角、压力、腐败、险恶，我们变得暴躁，不冷静，愤世嫉俗。我们的国家，似乎也开始变得千疮百孔。而好多我们亲爱的祖国委以重任培养的青年学生们变得轻浮、急躁，更别提什么梦想，什么中国梦了？

are we sick, or is our dear motherland sick?

我很惊讶，当大街上有老人摔倒，我们不敢再去扶起；我很难过，当有人做了好事被报道，更多的人说他做作；我很伤心，当我看到我们众多的青年人变得冷漠、市侩、欺诈以及缺乏理想。

到底是我们病了，还是我们亲爱的祖国病了？

i dont want to talk about the construction of our country politics, and

also speak impassioned speech on the diaoyu island event .i just want to appeal young people,showing the side of youth,good and confidence.we must learn to organize our own thoughts, correct our own concept, and change our direction to the right side in future life. china dream actually lies in our young generation, especially of the intellectuals.

我的中国梦，不想大谈政治，也不想对钓鱼岛事件发表慷慨激昂的演讲。我只想呼吁，呼吁我们年轻人，呼吁我们祖国的希望能够将我们的青春一面，将我们的善良一面，将我们的自信一面好好展现出来。我们要学会整理自己的思想，端正自己看问题的观念，摆正自己的人生方向。我们的中国梦实际上正掌握在我们自己手上，掌握在我们年青一代，尤其是知识分子手上。

也许，一个人，是渺小的；但是当他和祖国联系起来时，就是伟大的。也许，一个梦想，是渺小的，但是当它成为祖国的梦想时，就是不可估量的。也许，我无法用自己一个人的力量撬起整个中国，但是我们千千万万年轻人一起为祖国的梦想去奋斗时，我们的祖国就足以令世界颤抖、动容。

i dream to construct our beauty china with millions of young people who have the same dream. we do it without exaggeration but only with persistence.

我梦想和万千具有相同梦想的年轻人去建设我们的美丽中国，没有虚浮，只有执着，只有奋斗，只有勇于担当。这就是我的中国梦！

that is my speech,thanks everyone.

我的演讲就到这里，谢谢大家。

we are the world ,we are the future

世界是我们的，未来是我们的

someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. i don?t know who wrote these words, but i?ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.

一些人说?我们正在读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一节。?我不知道谁写了这些话，但是我一直很喜欢它，因为它提醒了我，我们能够创造我们想要的未来。

we are young. “how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful

question. to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it?s a state of mind. it?s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. it?s the matter of the will. it?s the freshness of the deep spring of life.

我们都是农夫。如果我们播下好的种子，我们将会丰收。如果我们的种子很差，有很多草籽，收割的将是无用的庄稼。如果我们什么也不播种，什么收获也没有。

youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over

timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . nobody grows old merely by a number of years . we grow old by deserting our ideals. years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .

我们是年轻的。?怎样度过青春??这是个有意义的问题。为了去回答它，我首先要问?从‘青春’这个词中你能理解到什么?? 青春不是人生的一个时期，而是精神的一种状态。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志，。青春是生命的深泉在涌流.

whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ?s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what?s next and the joy of the game of living . in the center of your heart and my heart there?s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .

a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an

hour. several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture. i learnt a lot there. i?d like to share it with all of you. let?s show our right palms. we can see

three lines that show how our love.career and life is. i have a short line of life. what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way. well, let?s make a fist. where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands. it is held in ourselves.

一位诗人说?从一粒沙看世界，从一朵花看天堂，把无限放在你的手掌，永恒在一刹那里收藏?。几天前，我有了一个听讲座的机会，从中我学到了很多东西。现在，我想把这些与大家共享。让我们伸出右手，我们可以看到手掌中的展示我们的爱，事业和生活的三条线。我在生活方面这条线很短，那你们的呢?我想知道我们是否可以用这种办法去看我们的未来。好的，让我们一起握拳。我们的未来在哪儿?我们的爱、事业和生活在哪儿?告诉我!是的，它们就在我们的手中。它们被我们自己掌握着。

we all want the future to be better than the past. but the future can go better itself. don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. from the past, we?ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. we?ve learnt that we can?t choose how we feel, but we can choose what篇二：幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的)

as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

学习之于心灵，就像食物之于身体一样。摄取了适量的营养食物，我们的身体得以生长而肌肉得以发达。同样地，我们应该日复一日不断地学习以保持我们敏锐的心智能力，并扩充我们的智力容量。不断的学习提供我们用不尽的燃料，来驱使我们磨利我们的推理、分析和判断的能力。持续的学习是在信息时代中跟时代并驾齐驱的最稳当的方法，也是在变动的世代中成功的可靠保证。

一旦学习停止，单调贫乏的生活就开始了。视学校为汲取知识的唯一场所是种常见的谬误。相反地，学习应该是一种无终止的历程，从生到死。由于世界一直快速地在变动，只要学习停顿数日就将使人落后。更糟的是，蛰伏在我们潜意识深处的兽性本能就会复活，削弱我们追求高贵理想的意志，弱化我们扫除成功障碍的决心，而且扼杀我们净化我们人格的欲望。缺少学习将不可避免地导致心灵的停滞，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，为了保持心理年轻，我们必须将学习当作一生的事业。

2．heavy schoolwork【课业繁重】

in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. high should be allowed more time for play. playing is not wasting time, as some think. it gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. which tends to be stifled by too much study. finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. i do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.

我认为目前高中生的课业实在太重了，虽然说学生的确应当念书，但是要想长大成为健全的人，他门还需要一些其它的东西，所以应该给高中生较多从事娱乐的时间。娱乐并不如

某些人所想的，是在浪费时间，它可以让学生锻炼身体，发挥被繁重课业扼杀的想象力。此外，繁重的课业加诸在高中生身上的压力可能引起严重的情绪紧张，这对身心都有害。我并非主张废除学校课业，但是我认为减轻目前繁重的课业对于学生和整个社会都是有益的。

3．time【时间】

lost time is never found again. this is something which i learned very clearly last semester. i spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. i finally realized that something had to be done. it was time for a change.

now i have a new plan for using my time wisely. i have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. this will give me a head start on the day. i have also decided to keep a log of what i do and when i do it. looking back on what i’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 时光一去不复返，这是我上学期清楚学到的教训。我浪费很多时间四处游荡，以致于我的成绩开始退步。最后我终于了解到我必须有所作为；该是痛改前非的时候了。

现在我有一个明智运用时间的新方法。我已将闹钟早拨半小时，这将使我这一天的作息提前开始。我也决定将我所做的一切及做这些事的时间记录下来。回顾我所做的事情会启发我如何重新安排我的时间。

4．work and play【工作与娱乐】

what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school. jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure. on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load.

工作与娱乐并不互相冲突，事实上，它们之间的关系还相辅相成。有句格言说：「整日工作而没有休闲娱乐，会令人变得沉闷乏味。」被工作重担压得喘不过气来的生活，将使你一事无成，因为你将对一成不变的例行公事感到厌烦。由另一方面来说，适度的娱乐活动能提供各种管道，来渲泄你被压抑的情绪，减轻单调生活中的紧张与不悦。

放学之后，我最常做的休闲活动，便是慢跑与看电影。通常我并不特地拨出时间来做运动，但是我很重视学校的体育课。在操场上慢跑几圈，无疑地可以减轻一天的压力。在周末时，我都去看早场电影，享受视觉飨宴。如此一来，我将有如再生般的充沛活力，去面对下一星期的工作量。

5．my first job【我的第一份工作】

my first job was at a cramming school. it was three years ago when i just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since i had nothing to do that summer, i decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.i was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. i worked eight hours a day, six days a week. the work was not difficult nor heavy to me and i guess i did well. the most delighted thing was perhaps that i could spend the money i earned all by myself.

我的第一份工作是在一家补习班做事。那是三年前我刚从国中毕业，考完联考时的事了。既然我那整个夏天都闲着没事，倒不如找份差事，尝尝独立赚钱的快乐。

我负责接听电话且纪录留言的工作。我一天工作八小时，一星期工作六天。那份工作对我而言既不困难亦不沉重，所以我想我还满称职的。而最令人快乐的事大概莫过于花全部由自己赚来的钱了！

6．my favorite sports【我最喜爱的运动】

sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. so i pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. table tennis is my favorite game. i play it almost every day.

table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. it strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. table-tennis is very

moderate; it is not so rough as football. it is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.

运动能帮助每一个人保持健康、快乐和有效率。所以我特别重视运动，特别是桌球，桌球是我最喜欢的运动。我几乎每天玩。

桌球对我们而言，是一项理想的运动，因为它可以使我们全身运动，它可以增强我们的肌肉，扩张我们的肺部，促进血液循环，并且使肌肤产生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所费不多。桌球是相当温和适中的，它不像足球那么粗野。它是一种室内运动，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜爱的一种运动。篇三：三分钟英语演讲稿

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good evening ,ladies and gentlemen:

晚上好，女士们，先生们：

非常感谢你傅聪来选择在这样一个寒冷夜晚.今天我的话题是关于选择和process.a研究表明，一个人必须作出的选择73一一天，如此众多的选择，有一天，人们容易混淆，因此害怕作出错误的选择，他们毫不犹豫地并最终错过了真正的生活的一部分。在我看来，下面的部分是更重要的不是选择。没有绝对的对错选择，但精彩或乏味的生活，这使得该进程的差异。

生活是一盒巧克力，你永远不知道下一步你会得到。阿甘正传作出任何决定，并为自己的成就，但他取得巨大成功与他坚强的意志的进程。这个过程是不是道路本身，而是态度和感情，谨慎，勇气和毅力，我们作为我们遇到了新的经验和意想不到的障碍。以自己作为一个例子，我改变了我的主要当我成为一个研究生。经过选择，天已经严厉的me.i无法理解新的经验在所有。因为他们是密切相关的数学，我的教训面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，这是很好的机会，我的经验新思想和新的挑战我自己，我依然存在。我要求帮助每一个通道和reorgonized我的生活。渐渐地，我能理解一些地方，甚至发现数学

interesting.moreover ，我学到采取行动而不是抱怨。回想起来，选择没有留下任何痕迹在我的脑海，但幸福和痛苦的过去4个月成为一个难忘的经验，我的生活。

无论选择是，享受这一过程。在这个过程中，您可能会得到启发和新发现，改善和进步将来找你。这些都是最美丽的风景，只有道路上能看到it.these让您的生活多姿多彩。 没有必要，我donnot要判断是否正确或错误，我来这里，但我祝贺我自己，因为我增益和享受这美妙的经验。因此，我亲爱的朋友们，永远不会担心您的选择和享受的过程。我相信你会得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你选择到这里来。谢谢您!

ideal society。

幽默英语演讲篇二：三分钟英语演讲稿幽默

幽默英语演讲稿

love your mother

爱你的母亲

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.

i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........ 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都会

常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and

became a man,

still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why

do women cry so easily?

最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered...... 上帝回答:

when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,

我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人... i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection

even from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛, 也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进, 并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言... i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.

even when her child has hurt her badly.... she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell

a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时

候．．．

她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧

张与恐惧．．．

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashioned

her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保

护男人的心脏．．．

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes

tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.... 我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永

远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to use

whenever needed and

it is her only weakness....when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困

难，

我也同样赐她流下眼泪，

这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，

告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!

please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special

women in their lives.

她是独特的！

请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人．

but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing

a woman is.篇二：3-5分钟英语演讲稿(30篇)最好英语演讲稿汇总3——5分钟英语演讲稿汇总（30篇）

六、 周怡雪，19岁，上海i believe in our future

honorable judges, fellow students:good afternoon!

recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are the

beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support

ourselves against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we

be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country? the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need

for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeply for each

other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week,

thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a

contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives.

we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our

future, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates.

though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that we

have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities.

we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education

we have received to make our world a better place. i believe in our future.

我对未来充满信心

尊敬的评委，各位同学：下午好！

最近，社会上有一场很激烈的争论。大学生是一种稀有特权的享有者，在很棒的地方接

受高等教育。但是，我们能面对挑战而无所畏惧吗？我们能够改善他人的生活吗？我们能够

承担建设祖国未来的重任吗？怀疑论者说大学生是被宠坏的一代，一丁点挫折都受不了。但是他们错了，我所看到的

大学生正在努力的学习独立生活。我们互相帮助打扫卫生，一起上街砍价购物，一起参加兼

职工作来赚零花钱。

怀疑论者说我们除了成绩什么都不关心，从而忽略了性格的培养。但是，他们又错了。

我们彼此关心，我们向往自由，我们珍惜公正，我们追求真理。上个星期，很多我的同学去

验血，为了给患血癌的孩子贡献自己的力量。 作为大学生，我们是处在人生分水岭的青年。我们都面临一个重要的选择：怀疑人生还

是相信自己，每一种都会给我们的人生带来重大的影响，甚至影响我们祖国的未来。我相信

我们的同学们，虽然我们依然缺乏经验，甚至有些志气，但是我相信我们有勇气和自信来面

对生活的挑战并承担我们的责任。我们正努力准备接受新的任务，用我们所学习的知识将世

界变得更美好。我对我们的未来充满信心。大学生英语演讲稿17 change the ingredients of your life 十七、 王晨，20岁，安徽

change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility is

added, you will have an enemy. if love is added to a pile of red bricks you will have

a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp.so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you

will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges. and

hopefully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest.改

变生活的味道

这是一杯白开水，平淡无味，对吧？可是加上点糖呢，他尝起来会有甜味；如果加的是

苏打水，味道就会变苦。人生同样如此——个中滋味在于我们的选择。善待他人，你会拥有朋友；但如果充满恶意，则会多个敌人。将爱赋予一堆红砖，你会

拥有一个家；用仇恨来浇铸这堆红砖，就会铸成一座集中营。 因此亲爱的朋友们，不要抱怨人生乏味，世间无望。不喜欢生活的味道，那就换一换生

活的调料吧！

三年前，我重达100多公斤，这给我带来了很多尴尬和挫折：体育课老是不及格，总被

女孩们嘲笑，更不敢当众发表意见。幸而由于祖母的鼓励，我不在消极人生，而是充满自信。

她曾经说过：“孩子，如果体形无法改变，为什么不把它看做自己独特的风格呢？” 我开始

这样来审视人生，通过改变生活的视角，我信心大增地去改变我的人生，很快就发现一个崭

新的世界。

朋友们，将信念，希望，爱意和忍性溶入生命，你就会找到自信，克服缺点，迎接人生

新的挑战。最后我的演讲包括在内，希望你会看到一场精彩的演讲比赛。 大学生英语演讲稿16 十六、 杨颖，21岁，海南when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not fit into

the tradition of the other. when this happens, we need to learn to understand and

respect the customs of another culture. then there are certain things some people

may not like. to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it.

to learn to tolerate what you personally don’t like is a great virtue at a time when

different cultures mix and merge. before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western

cultures. at present, they may run in different courses. but eventually, they will

converge into the vast sea of human culture.right now, i can see peoples of eastern and western cultures, standing side by

side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together

we will shape a beautiful tomorrow! thank you! 让我们共同感受东西方的融合吉卜林说过:东方是东方，西方是西方，二者永不相聚。但是一个世纪后的今天，东西方

相汇了! 它们相聚在经济领域，它们相聚在教育领域，它们相聚在艺术的殿堂。有人争论说:

这种融合需要我们在东方和西方之间做出选择，但我却坚信最美好的未来在于东方和西方创造性的融合。我们可以将西方的思想，观念和技术变为我们自己所用的东西。我

喜爱京剧和河南豫剧，因为它们经常使我想起自己是谁。但我也热衷于流行音乐，特别是英

文歌曲。于是我将东方的旋律和西方的语言结合到了一起，它叫做西方版的河南豫剧。 当两种文化相结合的时候，也许一方的文化中的某些东西不适应另一方的传统文化。当

此种情况出现时，我们需要试着理解并接受另一种文化中的风俗习惯。然而，也许有些东西

你并不喜欢，对于此，我可以说，如果你不喜欢它，请试着去容忍它。当两种文化融合的时

候，试着去容忍你个人不喜欢的东西是一种美德。在我们面前有两条河流，东方文化和西方文化。现在，它们也许正朝着不同的方向流去。

但是最终它们将汇合到人类文化的海洋里。就在此时此刻，我看见东方和西方的人肩并肩的站在一起，高唱奥林匹克主题曲:我们手

拉手，心靠着心，共同创造美好的明天!大学生英语演讲稿英语风采大赛半决赛选手自备演讲赏析(大学成人组) 十五、 黄扬，21，福建farewell, indifferencewho was the most well-known figure in china last month? it’s ma jiajue—the

college student who murdered 4 of his roommates. many people attributed his crime

to his poverty and deficient education. in my opinion, his crime also has much to

do with his classmates’ indifference.indifference is a terrible disease in today’s colleges and the whole society.

it’s not rare that two students who have studied together for 4 years have never

spoken to each other. it’s not rare that a student who has been absent from class

for several days is not noticed at all. it’s also not rare that a student who has

severe psychological problems is not cared about at all.some people may say ‘what the students with psychological problems like ma jiajue

need is not care but psychotherapy.” however, when people are ill, what they need

most is not only medical treatment, but also care from people around them. every smile

and every caring word will bring sunshine to their life.篇三：三分钟英语演讲稿 家推荐一篇优秀的3分钟英语演讲稿的范文，供大家学习！good evening ,ladies and gentlemen: 晚上好，女士们，先生们：非常感谢你傅聪来选择在这样一个寒冷夜晚.今天我的话题是关于选择和process.a研

究表明，一个人必须作出的选择73一一天，如此众多的选择，有一天，人们容易混淆，因此

害怕作出错误的选择，他们毫不犹豫地并最终错过了真正的生活的一部分。在我看来，下面

的部分是更重要的不是选择。没有绝对的对错选择，但精彩或乏味的生活，这使得该进程的

差异。

生活是一盒巧克力，你永远不知道下一步你会得到。阿甘正传作出任何决定，并为自己

的成就，但他取得巨大成功与他坚强的意志的进程。这个过程是不是道路本身，而是态度和

感情，谨慎，勇气和毅力，我们作为我们遇到了新的经验和意想不到的障碍。以自己作为一

个例子，我改变了我的主要当我成为一个研究生。经过选择，天已经严厉的me.i无法理解新

的经验在所有。因为他们是密切相关的数学，我的教训面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，这

是很好的机会，我的经验新思想和新的挑战我自己，我依然存在。我要求帮助每一个通道和

reorgonized我的生活。渐渐地，我能(转 载 于:wWW.ZHaoqT.nEt 蒲 公英文 摘:幽默英语演讲)理解一些地方，甚至发现数学interesting.moreover ，我学到采取行动而不是抱怨。回想起来，选择没有留下任何痕

迹在我的脑海，但幸福和痛苦的过去4个月成为一个难忘的经验，我的生活。无论选择是，享受这一过程。在这个过程中，您可能会得到启发和新发现，改善和进步

将来找你。这些都是最美丽的风景，只有道路上能看到it.these让您的生活多姿多彩。没有必要，我donnot要判断是否正确或错误，我来这里，但我祝贺我自己，因为我增益

和享受这美妙的经验。因此，我亲爱的朋友们，永远不会担心您的选择和享受的过程。我相

信你会得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你选择到这里来。谢谢您! ideal society。

幽默英语演讲篇三：励志又幽默的英语演讲稿

我写的搞笑的英文演讲稿

once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. i asked 4 world

peace. that’s impossible, he said.有一次上帝来到我面前答应了实现我一个梦想。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他

说。

then i asked him to give you brains. he said, let me try world peace. 然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”篇二：幽默励志演讲稿幽默励志演讲稿

励志演讲稿：爱岗敬业，从我做起钟澄清如果你是一滴水，你是否滋润了一寸土地；如

果你是一线阳光，你是否照亮了一分黑暗；如果你是一颗螺丝钉，你是否永远坚守你的岗位。

这是雷锋日记里的一段话，它告诉我们无论在什么样的岗位都要发挥最大的潜能，做出最大

的贡献！其实，奉献对于任何一个人都不苛刻，不能长成参天大树做栋梁之材，不妨做一棵

小草为大地献上一丝新绿；不能像海洋用宽阔的胸怀拥抱百川，又怎么不可以是一条小溪滋

润孕育我们的土地；不能成为天之娇子，何不传承爱岗敬业的精神，为教育事业的发展做出

应有的贡献呢？人生在世，总要有个目标，总要有个发展方向，再说的朴实点，是人就得要

有个谋生的依托，既然把教育事业作为终身的职业，就要把自己的理想、信念、青春、才智

毫不保留的奉献给这一庄严的选择。就像鱼儿爱大海，就像蜜蜂爱鲜花！我们该怎样体现这

份爱，怎样表达这种情呢？我会义无返顾的选择敬业，将敬业作为一种习惯。有句口号说的

好：不爱岗就下岗，不敬业就失业！爱岗敬业说的具体点就是要做好自己的本职工作，把一

点一滴的小事做好，把一分一秒的时间抓牢，教育好每一位学生，解答好每一位学生的提问，

上好每一节课，记录好每一位学生的进步，用爱感染学生，用心温暖学生，把满腔教师的热

情无私地舒发。古人说：不积跬步，无以至千里；不善小事，何以成大器。从我做起，从小

事做起，从现在做起，这就是敬业，这就是爱岗！没有任何借口，扎扎实实做好本职工作。

当你接到领导交办工作的时候，是讨价还价推三阻四，还是尽职尽责努力完成；当你在工作

中遇到困难和挫折的时候，是等待观望半途而废，还是自我激励攻坚克难无往而不胜呢？当

你觉得晋级升迁没有达到期望值的时候，是牢骚满腹，怨天尤人，还是自我反省加倍努力厚

积而薄发呢？总之，接人待物，为人处世，你是喜欢拿着放大镜百般挑剔找外因，还是常常

拿着显微镜自我剖析找内因呢？也许有人会说，人之初，性本惰，能修炼到默默奉献无怨无

悔的境界，古往今来能有几人？我要说：非也！放眼现实，大到整个社会，小到我们的学校，

甚至我们教研组，都不难发现，越来越多的人正在默默的奉献着。讲到这里，我想谈谈自己

在工作中的一些事情，今年是我最不平凡的一年，暑假因跟一位郑公塔名叫田文云的学生约

好，第二天去她家面谈。但是当晚学校停电，天气炎热，无法 入睡，直到4点多来电才上床睡觉。早晨8点醒来，发现所有的领导老师都下乡招生去

了，我多么想好好休息一天呀。但责任和信誉让我毅然发动汽车，向城外驶去，谁知不幸的

事情发生了，造成了严重的交通事故。在身陷囹圄45天之后，我迅速调整心态投入到工作中。

学校给我安排了3个班的英语，我毫无怨言，接着又安排我一个班的班主任，我毫不推辞地

马上进入角色，我完全以一个主人翁的态度对待我的工作，把自己当做天有大厦的一块砖，

哪里需要就往哪里搬！一段精彩的乐章需要全体的乐队成员集中精力、步调一致；一个成功

的企业同样不可缺少的是团队合作、众志成城！作为一名普普通通的教师，我希望不仅要奉

献自己的全部智慧和热情，更希望和广大同仁团结起来，人人都为学生付出一点爱，让我们

变成千百学生的家长,让学校拥有美好的春天。轻轻地，我来了，我想收获的是一片绿叶，你

却给了我整片森林；我要回报的是无私奉献，希望森林更加生机盎然！优质教学服务的呼声

震响大地，新一轮解放思想的热潮已经掀起，我们必须肩负起爱岗敬业这一传统而又崭新的

使命。我的观点：爱岗敬业，从我做起。让我们凝聚起粉笔天使的翅膀，载着师德师风的佳

话飞入千家万户，让天有高中的旗帜在鄂东大地高高扬起！篇三：励志英语演讲 励志英语演讲

yes, yes, yes, it’s a new day, it’s a different day, and it’s a bright day!

and most importantly, it is a new beginning for your life, a beginning where you are

going to make new decisions, take new actions, make new friends, and take your life

to a totally unprecedented level! in your minds eye, you can see clearly the things you want to have, the paces

you intend to go, the relationships you desire to develop, and the positions you aspire

to reach.

you can hear your laughters of joy and happiness on the day when everything happens

as you dream.

you can see the smiles on the people around you when the magic moment strikes.you can feel your face is getting red, your heart is beating fast, and your blood

is rushing all over your body, to every single corner of your being!you will no longer fear making new sounds, showing new facial expressions, using

your body in new ways ,approaching new people, and asking new questions. you will live every single day of your life with absolute passion, and you will

show your passion through the words you speak and the actions you take.you will focus all your time and effort on the most important goals of your life.

you will never succumb to challenges of hardships.you will never waver in your pursuit of excellence. after all ,you are the best,

and you deserve the best!as your coach and friend, i can assure you the door to all the best things in

the world will open to you, but the key to that door is in your hand. you must do

your part, you must faithfully follow the plans you make and take the actions you

plan, you must never quit, you must never fear. i know you must do it, you can do

it, you will do it, and you will succeed! now stand firm and tall, make a fist, get

excited, and yell it out:

i must do it! i can do it! i will do it! i will succeed! i must do it! i can do it! i will do it! i will succeed! i must do it! i can do it! i will do it! i will succeed!篇四：励志英文演讲稿there is a poem written by langston hughes hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die,

life is a broken-winged bird. that can never fly.

hold fast to dreams, for if dreams go, life is a barren field,frozen with snow. how beautiful it is. yes, we shouldn’t give up our dreams.

we shouldn’t give in to the large pressure on the way to realize our dreams.how shall we do? robert h. goddard gave us the answer, “it is difficult to say

which is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and reality of

tomorrow” youth is not a time of life，it is a state of mind; it is not a matter ofrosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees， it is a matter of the will, a

quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions.it is the freshness of the

deep springs of life.

youth means a tempera-mental predominance of courage over timidity, of the

appetite for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of 60 more

than a boy of 20. nobody grows old merely by a number of years. we grow old by deserting our ideals. years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. worry,

fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spring back to dust. whether 60 or

16, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing childlike

appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living. in the center of your

heart and my heart there is a wirelessstation: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power

from men and from the infinite, you and i will remain young. when the aerials are down, and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and

the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old, even at 20, but as long as your aerials

are upto catch waves of optimism, there is hope you may have young heart at 80. 青春不是生命的一瞬，它是一种自然的心境；青春不是如花的脸庞、鲜红的嘴唇和健康

柔润 的双腿，它是一

种意志、想象、精力，更是生命中那生机勃勃的春天。 青春是冲动的勇敢而不是懦弱,青春是挑战的欲望而不是安逸的生活。即使年过花甲,仍

壮心不已.没有人痴长

百岁,而伴随着的是我们抛却幻想,锤炼生活的经历。岁月让我们的皮肤起了皱纹,但缺乏激情会让我们的灵魂萎缩。焦虑、恐惧、缺乏自信则

让心稽首，更让心灵

的青春尘封

无论60岁还是16岁，我们每个人都有着天生的好奇心、孩子般刨根追底不厌其烦的渴

求欲望、幻想游戏人生

的生活方式。在你我心中有着心灵的默契：只要我们的心还能从人们的身上和大自然的

怀抱中感受到美丽、

希望、快乐、勇气和力量，那么我们依旧年轻无限。当幻想破灭，而你愤世嫉俗，对生活充满悲观情绪，那么你已经老了。即使在20岁的时

候，只要你积极乐观的追求你心中的幻想，一直到永远，那么你在80岁的时候仍有一颗永保

青春的心。

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