4人英语幽默剧本

4人英语幽默剧本篇一：四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》（搞笑版）

L:梁山伯Z:祝英台 M:马文才 X:马文才老婆A：旁白

A: It is said that liangshanbo and zhuyingtai came together to the Ningbo university, a famous university in the world, to study English three years ago. Liangshanbo have a passion for English and learned oral English from Professor Zhou. Liangshanbo is especially good at imitating Martin Luther King's speech（L:“I have a dream ”）, Zhuyingtai has a wish to go abroad and dream that she can be The BBC Present in the future.（Z“this is BBC?.）,finally, zhuyingtai was admitted to Columbia University for the high TOEFL and GRE scores. On the day, Zhuyingtai departure, liangshanbo saw her off in the Lishe airport of Ningbo. (梁祝—小提琴)

L: Yingtai ，take care of yourself without me. I love you so much and I’ll miss you everyday！ Z: I love you, too! Shanbo, I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I am back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: OK, darling ,I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Please wait for me honey.

A：A month later, Liangshanbo called back from Ningbo??“宁波打的电话暂时无法接通””the number you have dialed is busying now”

L：what’s wrong? I worry about my dear. Maybe she has no money to use, even affording the phone charge. Let me try again.

At this time??(婚纱店)

L: Oh, Sweetie, fortunately I get touch with you , How are you my dear. I miss you so much, miss you every minute, every second. What are you doing now? ……Are you listening to me, my darling?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m sorry to tell you that I loved you before, But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Are you kidding??? Why?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊潇洒，风流倜傥，玉树临风的Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than 都教授. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What the hell you talking about? Are you crazy, You wait and see. I’ll give you two

some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahaha,….. your poor English .

A：Lovers of betrayal for no reason deeply hurt the fragile heart of Liangshanbo that he made serious oath: he would kill Zhu Ying Tai otherwise he won't be a guy in the world. So come back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and GRE. In order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a dream.

L: I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

A：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the Zhu. In the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of lovey-dovey.

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?. I’m here to kill you.

Z: Liang…liang .shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy now. He will kill me.

M: who are you ?

L: who the hell are you?

M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!

Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 葵花宝典.

L; 葵花宝典? I am afraid of nothing, whatever葵花宝典 or新华字典. Come on!

马文才此时害怕，躲到祝英台身后。突然，电话铃响。

M: take it easy. (走至角落)Hello

X: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom?

M: oh darling. I’m studying in the library. I’m busy now , I will call you later.

此时，许可从文才背后出现，揪住耳朵质问??

X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!

Z： wencai, who is this woman?

M: em

X: I’m his wife, who are you?

Z: Ma wencai!

M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to you. I have married already and I love my wife. I can’t leave my family and go with you. I’m so sorry!

Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater !(打马文才)

X: stop!(推开祝英台) I look down upon the kind of girl like you. what a sick litter three. Don’t contact my husband anymore. (转脸面对马文才)you! go home with me!(拎走马文才) 祝英台伤心落泪，转身面对梁山伯。

Z: Oh, darling, you must kill me? I know I was wrong.

L: I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

Z: When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. Please??

L: No way! Wherever

you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

Z: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say tenthousand years.

And that man is you. The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you. L: HeHe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to killthat is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill)

L: You hear. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden

L：（杀了祝英台）yingtai, our love has been broken in this real world, I hope we can restart in the heaven. Yingtai, you are not alone, I’m coming!(自杀)

旁白：从此，梁山伯与祝英台化为蝴蝶相亲相爱。

男：So boys, study hard in English from now on , English is important in competing nowadays. 女：And girls, please don’t trust in 高富帅，

合：Then lovers are able to be together in the life, not need to become two butterflies . Thank you~

4人英语幽默剧本篇二：四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

Take Me to Your Heart

Action（一）

旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）

梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.

祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.

(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)

祝：This time I really should go

Action（二）

旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai， but liangshanbo doesn't know it…

英母：darling darling…

（拉住英父）

英父： (怒气转身)No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.

英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And… (被父亲打断)

英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.

英母：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.

(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)

马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change. 英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!

马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .

母 ：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be your

s , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）

父：(大怒指着马）NO way !

马：Why?

英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is张国荣 and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun? 马：En,…I don’t know.

英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?

马：…I don’t know.

英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?

英母：…I have nothing to say...

马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents. 父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars…. （逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出钢笔来准备签字)

Action(三)

旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。)

梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much

祝: Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I love you. But I think you had better find another girl.

梁: What? Pardon?

祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money as well as his charming appearance.

梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.

祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me. Everything will go well, everything will pass by.

梁：FUCK you. I’ll kill you! I will go to America to kill you!

祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.

旁:Liang Shanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America. Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.

梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.

Action（四）

旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.

梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am. I’m here to kill you.

祝: Liang….Shanbo. （转向马文才） Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. 马: You! Get out of here.

梁: You! Get out of here!

旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is. Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave

.

马: OK you are stronger than me. I will get out of here right now!

祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He will kill me.

马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花宝典?

马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典

祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?

梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.

梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you. (sing)

梁:You must be kidding me！

祝: Please believe me, you know I love you. I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi. I want to marry you.

梁: Really?

祝: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question. My god, who can tell me?

4人英语幽默剧本篇三：大学生英语短剧剧本(4人)

Scene ⅰ:

地点（at campus）

人物：kevin Jason and Rita

Jason: Oh ,I’m sorry ,are you ok ? 对不起，你还好吗？

Rita: How familiar! 好眼熟啊！

J: you pick? 是你捡的吗？

Kevin: Shut up ！谁说的！

R and J: Kevin ? 是Kevin 吗？

K: Jasson ? Rita ?

Rita:Kevin! Do you know ? I miss you so much. we have lost much

romantic without you 你知道吗? 我太想你了kevin,没有你我们少了很多浪漫

Jason:It’s so nosiy here ,let’s find a quiet place to talk.这里太吵了，我们找个安静的地方聊吧

K to R: Is it convenient for you to share your department with me during my finding job?在我找工作期间方便让我住你的宿舍吗?

R: Sure ,no problem,as long as avoid dormitory administrator当然没问题,只要躲过宿管就可以了

J: But why? What happened to you ? I thought that after graduation you will live well.但是为什么啊？你怎么了？我以为你毕业后会过的很好

R: You’re such a dream catcher .why are you come back to the place where you were sick of?你那么有梦想的人，怎么还要回到你曾经连做梦都不爽的地方？

K: Because no money ,no job,even there’s no place to live.Nothing at all. 因为我没钱、没工作，甚至连住的地方都没有，一无所有。 R：Impossible !这不可能！

K: This is what happened…事情是这样的。。。

Scene ⅱ:

(at kevin’s home)

人物：Kevin , land lady Marry

M: Open the door, open the door.开门开门

K:What’s wrong ？Marry？有事吗Marry?

M: Look,you must be paid as rent, You’ve defaulted if for 6 months. Not only didn’t I take your deposit,but also I disbursed ultilities for half a year. I’m enough of it .pay off your bills ,right now.听着，你现在必须付房租，你已经拖6个月了，我不仅没收你押金，连水电都帮你垫付了半年。我受够你了，付清账单，现在，马上， 立刻，马上！

K: please, I have no money now. Look , I only eat the cheap bread for food . 拜托，我现在真的没钱。看，我只能吃这种廉价的食物。 M: Wow , turn to black , is it my dog’s food ? 哇，都变色了！是我家狗的食物吗？

K: Oh , my dear ！I promise I will pay off your debt once I find a job.

please extend a time limit.噢，天哪！拜托，我现在真的没钱，我保证，一旦我找到工作我一定付清。再宽限几天吧。

M: Find a job? Ha. . you’ve said that over 100 times. and then?找到工作？哈。。你都说了100遍了。然后呢？

K: I work so hard ,but useless.Which company would hire a man

without any certificates？我已经很努力了，可又有什么用呢？哪家公司会雇用一个没什么证书的人呢？！

M: There’re a lot of choices around you. dustman, babysit, salesman and so on.你身边就有很多选择，环卫工人，保姆，销售员 ，等等、、 K: No no no ….i’m a university student.i’ll be a white collar,manager orsinger.at that time ,I’ll pay your double.不不不。。我可是个大学生,我将来可是会成为白领，经理，或是歌手什么的。那时， 我会付你双倍。

M:Well , thank you .but I don’t’t hink I can wait to .university student.if you don’t pay off your debt,please go out..，我想我等不到那天的，“大学生”，如果你不交清房租水电就请出去

Scene ⅲ:

地点：campus

人物：K R J

K: You see ,that’s why I asked Rita’s department.这就是我为什么蹭

住R的公寓的原因

R： Why not go home ?为什么不回家呢？

K：Home? Be a farmer?no I’m going to die.回家？当农民？我不如去死。 J： At least,you won’t worry about the food and the place to live.至少不愁吃住啊

K:simple house and diet,I can’t bear to be laughed at by rose.吃得差住的差，我可不想被ROSE笑话。

J: Oh how about rose.对了，ROSE 怎么样了。

K: Now ,she is a civil servant,it’s unfair.these bookishes benefit

all,including JULAR, HELLEN.当公务员了，这个世界真不公平，好处都让这些书呆子占尽了。包括Jular, Hellen.

J:No ,rose wanted to be a civil servant and succeed ,she is so extrodinary.不，ROSE 的梦想是当公务员，而且他实现了，真厉害。

R： She so focus on the score ,even no personality.does she have dreams.她那么重视成绩，而且没个性，她会有梦想吗？

J：She just obey teachers.她只是太听老师话而已。

K：She has dreams,however,I just made daydreams.oh still now,I got it that making dreams come true relys on occupations.most of us only make day_dream. Therefore ,make fun of those that accumulate capital. I have only myself to blame她有梦想，而我只是做梦。天啊，我今天才明白有梦想还要有资本，梦想才能成真，我们大多只顾做梦不去积累资本，而且还取笑那些积累资本的人，我真是咎由自取。

J: It’s not enough that just have dreams原来仅仅有梦想还是不够的 R：Don’t be sad!we’ll help you .别难过，我们会帮助你的。

J：Yes ,you rest your heart living here, then, center your attention on finding job.是的，你就暂住这里，然后努力找工作。

K: Criticaliy, now , I have to get the one back , diploma , which I’ve lost.最可怕的是，我现在必须把我已经丢掉的东西——毕业证，拿回来。 R: Ideed ,I wouldn’t l ike yours.确实，我也不想像你这样。

R to J : how about us ? Are we still only dreaming but action?那我们又是怎样呢？我们也还是只做梦不行动吗？

K: Look up to the sky, more should be down-to-earth. 仰望天空，更应脚踏实地。

J: Our dream is far beyond the range of possible without efforts and sweet.不付出努力和汗水我们的梦想是不会实现的。

K,J,R: Dream catcher, go into action, right now.追梦人，行动起来吧

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