英语幽默小短剧

英语幽默小短剧篇一：白蛇新传译(英语口语3人小短剧)(搞笑)(修改版)

出场：《千年等一回》的音乐（准备音乐）

小青：姐，这是哪儿呀？ Sister,where are we?

小白：容我找一下（拿出地图寻找），现在在雷峰塔边上，前面就是西湖了！（准备地图） Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh,Now we are at the edge of Leifeng Pagoda ,and the West Lake is near ahead.

小青：姐，这小地图，找美国都费劲，你能找到西湖嘛？

Sister,the map is so small that it is hard to find America.Can you find the West Lake?

小白点头。

Maybe.

小青：我姐这道行真深哪！不就是找个恩人嘛？累死了！

What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor.And why you wanna marry him? 小白：谢他啊。小青，别着急！哎~~~~有个人来啦！！！

To Thanks for saving my live.Qing,don’t worry!Ah,look at that man!He is coming!

小青：是的，他看起来很好吃，你想要煮汤呢还是烧烤呢？

Yes, He looks tasty!!!would you like boiled or baebecue?

许仙出场（放音乐，《渡情》）（准备音乐）

许仙念诗“鹅鹅鹅，曲项向天歌，白毛浮绿水，红掌拨清波！”好诗啊好诗！

Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave. Good poet! Really Good!

小青：姐，好吃，肯定好吃！

Good food!Good!

小白：青儿，不要粗俗了，看这位公子挺斯文的。

Qing,you are vulga,but the young man looks grace.

小青：姐,谁知道他是不是表里如一呢？ Sister,who knows whether he thinks and acts in the same way.

小白：那我们来考验考验他！（扔钱在许仙脚边）（准备钱）

So we need test him.

许仙：哎！这是谁的钱呀？（看到俩人后走过来）作揖，姑娘，请问这是你们掉的钱嘛？ Oh,what’s this?whose is it?Ladies,is it your money?

小青：是的。

Oh!Yes！

许仙：我刚刚从地上捡的，还给你们！

I pick it up from the ground.Please take it back.

小白，小青：哦，非常感谢。

OK.Thank you very much.

（许仙转身走开）

小白：这真是个诚实的人啊！

How honest he is!

小青：是不错！但是，他是我们要找的恩人嘛？

Yes.But is he your benefactor?

小白：没关系的，我去问问！啊，他要走远了。

It’s no matter.I will make it clear. Oh,he goes far away.

小青：You don’t have to do that,I will help you.

和小白一起赶上，小青推许仙。

小青：Yo,man, Do you have girlfriend?

许仙惊恐，

小白（赶上,拉住小青道歉）：公子且留步，请问公子，怎么称呼？您要到哪里去？ Sir,I’m sorry,but can I have your name?And where are you going?

许仙：姑娘，容禀啊！（唱：姓许名仙字汉文，祖籍钱塘有家门！）不知二位姑娘名与姓，为何要来杭州城？

My name is Xuxian.I live in Qiantang.I’m going home.So,what’s your names?

小白：我是白素贞！

I am Bai Suzhen.

小青：我叫小青！我们是姐妹。

I am Xiaoqing.We are sisters.

许仙：请问姑娘们家住哪里呀？

Nice to meet you.Where are you living?

小青：西湖洞里！

The caves of West Lake.

小白：西湖洞，是个小区的名字！

It’s the name of a housing estate.

许仙(惊讶，疑惑)：哦，我先走了，我还有事！

Sorry,I’m busy.I have to go home.

小白：（沉思，发现他可能是那个人）且慢，公子，你还记得不明湖畔的夏雨荷么？…（恶搞状）

Wait.Sir, whether you still remember Xia Yuhe from Da Ming Lakeside？

许仙：什么？

Pardon？

小青：白蛇

the white snake.

小白：请听我讲一个故事，记得，我还是条小蛇的时候，我很贪玩！有一天去山上玩耍！ Please let me tell you a story.When I was a mini-snake,I was playful.One day,I played on the hill. 小青：姐，你出去玩，不带我！

Sister,why didn’t you take me outside?

小白：(低语)因为，那时候，你还太小！（继续对许仙说）：我趴在青青的草地上晒太阳，这时候，来了一头牛，它踩住了我的尾巴！是公子你！救了我啊！所以我想谢你和嫁给你啊。（说快了，本来不想嫁了的，意识到口误，捂嘴）

Because you were too small.I was basking in the sunshine ,lying on the green grass.Suddenly a bull came and stepped on my tail.Then you saved me.So I want to thank you and marry you. 许仙（毫不犹豫的打断，快速接话）：原来是这样！对，是我。我们结婚吧（兴奋状） I see.Yep,It’s me !Let’s get married now!

小青：（对小白），真的吗？

Are you serious?

小白：不，他一点也不帅（对许仙）公子，你看，这天，开始下雨了！

Of course not.He is not handsome now!Oh.It’s raining.

许仙：风雨都不能阻止我们结婚！

No matter what happen, let ‘s married now! 小青：我有伞。

I have a umbrella.

小白：给他，然后跑。

Give it to him, and run.

小青给伞给许仙。然后两人快速走。 许仙：说好的嫁给我呢？

HEY!SHUO HAO DE MARRY ME ne ?

小白，小青：“you got u wife in your hand!”

英语幽默小短剧篇二：英语短剧(三人)搞笑

改编自《两小儿辩日》

(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)

独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.

P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?

J:Yeah,I like sunny days.

P:Look,what`s this?

J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar.

P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…

P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the per(转 载 于:wWW.ZHaoqT.nEt 蒲 公英文 摘:英语幽默小短剧)son that who should have the money.

J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree.

J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?

S:Ofcourse.What`t up?

J:Here is the thing,……

S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?

P:Why not.

J:Let do it.

S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.

P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noon

J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.

争吵

S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.

P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元)If you make me win,it`s yours.

S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.

J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?

S:The sun isfarther away from usat noon.So you are wrong.

J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind?

S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.

(一起回去)

P：What`s wrong with your face?

J:清嗓子

S:I just fall over by accident,nevermind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.

J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.

P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?

S:I `m sorry,Ijust…..

J:Give me my money,now.

(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)

S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)

完

英语幽默小短剧篇三：英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧

英语短剧

六（3）班 刘靖怡

开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：

A：乞丐A: Hello, I am a beggar.

【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。】

B：商人B: Hello, I am a businessman.

【商人：你好，我是一个商人。】

E：椅子E: Hello, I am a chair.

【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。】

F：记者 F: Hello, I am a reporter.

【记者：你好，我是个记者。】

剧本正文：

A: Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread. I am hungry to die.

【A：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。我快饿死了。】

B: Get away, get away, dirty man.

【B：走开，走开，肮脏的人。】

A: But?sir?Please listen to me！

【A：但是?先生的?请听我说！】

E: Oh，Man are always very tired.

【E：唉，男人总是很烦。】

E: Sir! You lost your wallet! You can be a little smarter?

【E：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗？】

F: Good morning, everybody. I saw a very weird thing——a chair opens its mouth. Now, I will interview the two Witness.

【F：早上好，各位。我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。现在，我将采访两个目击者。】

B: The chair can speak! Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)

【B：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】

F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. “Hello, sir. Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

【F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。我们不用去理会他。让我采访的其他人。你好，先生。你能告诉其他人，为什么你不告诉他他的钱包丢了吗？】

A: I'm sorry, I don't know how to speak‘钱包’ in English.

【A：对不起，我不知道用英语如何说“钱包”。】

F: Dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how important is to learn about a foreign language. Is that all right, chair?

【F：亲爱的观众，通过这件事我们可以得知，重要的是如何学习外语。是吗，椅子？】 E: Yes, yes!

【E：是的，是的！】

ABCD:Don't believe us, it is just a fairly tale！（四人站排+谢幕）

【ABCD：不要相信我们，它只是一个童话！】

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