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bl温馨短文篇一：3500短文阅读
1. Lulu Disliked Maths and Little Yang
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Lulu ? s father with his secretary Little Yang was absent in Heze. He went abroad again. A number of people saw him off at the airport. He was busy with work at home and abroad. He would return from abroad 11:00 a. m. next Tuesday. Every time, he will bring back a large number of books. But Lulu only has interest in a small number of them. And only a few attract her. Lulu ? s head ached when she read maths books and saw Little Yang .Her teacher noticed her absence of mind and her absence from classes. Her father thought it was a foolish action. Above all, she must act as a student. Her father hoped Lulu could be above average in his class. He thought she had the ability to achieve her dream according to his judgment. The teacher spoke with a Heze accent. Lulu couldn ? t accept it and Little Yang.
2. Faye Wong ? s Concert
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Lulu was an active idolater [a?'d?l?t?].Although she was really angry at Little Yang, she liked many HK actors and actresses. She admired their advantages that advertisements showed. A magazine named AD 2000 advised young people to do so; it even publicized ['p?bl?sa?z] many addresses of artists. Lulu wanted to take an advanced aeroplane to HK to attend Faye Wong‘s concert secretly. Actually, Lulu had taken advantage of her pocket money to buy an airplane ticket. It ? s an adventure for her. Lulu ? s mother noticed that Lulu ? s study stopped advancing. She took action quickly. One night, Lulu ? s mother did nice cooking. She added some salt to the dish, and then she began an open talk. Lulu admitted her action. Mother advised her not to attend the concert just before examination. She gave advice that they could go together after it. Lulu took her advice finally.Anyway ,she deeply loves her mother!
3. Air Raid!
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Lulu wanted to watch TV. After all, she cared about current affairs. Her mother was afraid that it would affect her study. She thought again and again and after a while they agreed on an agreement, that is, Lulu could watch news half an hour every day. Lulu agreed to do that.
Afterwards Lulu ? s father agreed with what they said too. That evening Lulu noticed straggling ['str?gl??] African agriculture. Most people in Africa could not afford a car. Another news was about some terrorists attacked an US airport. All the people heard the air-raid alarm and ran away everywhere Medical personnel[?p?:s??nel] ran ahead to afford first aid. Fortunately, the missile[?misail] missed its aim. But still the airlines business would be affected. Lulu was upset that night because she was against any kind of terror.
4. A Boring Boy
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A student always has all kinds of homework all the year round, like maths, English and so on. One day. Lulu decided to study longer in school after a supper amounted to 7 RMB. She was anxious about a test the next day when she had already read the book for 2 hours. Lulu learned hard about Asia, Antarctica and ancient Rome. In the classroom, all the students studied hard apart from a boy. No one was allowed to speak aloud. So Lulu was filled with anger when the boy spoke aloud behind her. They were 2 meters apart. He announced that he had caught an American bird alive and.made a friend with an African girl .Apparently his announcement was amazing, and what he said was almost nothing worth hearing. Altogether there were 9 students in the classroom. Anyhow, no one answered his words. He alone enjoyed his game.
5. An Old Ex-service Man
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In April, Lulu knew an old man from an article on a newspaper. When he was 16, he handed in an application to join the army. His parents didn ? t agree. He argued with them about this. The argument lasted one week. As a result, they agreed with him finally. This man was strong as well as brave so he became a hero in that area. One afternoon, Lulu arrived at the old
man ? s apartment. The old man sat in an armchair, reading an Arab novel. On a tea table, there was an ashtray that was full of cigarette ashes. Her appearance surprised him. Lulu
apologized for her arrival. They talked a lot as if they knew each other before. When Lulu left, the old man appreciated her visit and they arranged the next appointment.
6. Strong Yazi
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Yazi was a Korean, an Asian . To Lulu ? s astonishment, Yazi was a cancer patient. Lulu was astonished to hear that. Yazi needed to go to hospital at least twice a month. And she took 5 kinds of medicine pills at a time. It was said that Yazi only could live till next year at the latest. she lost her heart to Lulu?s brother at one time. Yazi had astonishing willpower and seldom asked any assistant for help. At the same time, she tried to help others. Lulu felt ashamed compared with her. Yazi had two dreams, one was to be as healthy as an athlete or an astronaut, and the other one was to cross over the Atlantic. At present, Yazi was working hard for her second dream. .At the end of this story, let ? s pray for people like Yazi.
7. Puppy[ 'p?pi ] Love
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Jack was an Australian and Annie was an Austrian. Their age was only 15 on average. They studied in the same high school. And they attended the same party one evening in August.
Annie ? s beauty attracted Jack ? s attention. He attempted to pursue her. On a cool autumn day, Jack prepared a letter and attached a photo in it. He decided to make a love attack on Annie. Annie was walking on a famous avenue when Jack stopped her. The atmosphere was
embarrassing. Jack explained his love to Annie. Annie ? s attitude to him was icy and awful.
She ran away. Annie was quite awake for she took account of the future. At present, she was not available.She paid more attention to study than puppy love. She avoided all kinds of dating. So she decided to be away from this boy. Jack was aware of his stupidity.
8. Da Zhuang
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Da Zhuang was a poor student. He could not buy new batteries for his electric bicycle. He only used bargains. For example he bought the cheapest basin to take bath. His roommate laughed at him in the bathroom.This hurt him badly. Ken lost his balance. There was a ban on fighting in this campus. But he broke the rules badly One night, Da Zhuang walked forward and backward in the dormitory. His roommate came back with a balloon and a basketball from a ball. Da Zhuang killed him with a bamboo bar. He regarded it as a battle and he killed his enemy. After that, he tried his best to keep his balance to clean the room and then he left with a piece of baggage. He withdrew all his money in a bank. He passed by a bar and smelt some smell of bread being baked. A barking dog frightened him. Now, he needed to find a base to hide himself. One month later, bare-footed Da Zhuang was caught.
9. Gulf War
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Iraq War reminded Da Zhuang of Gulf War. 10 years ago. Da Zhuang was a handsome man with black beard. He was fond of hunting bears. And he was famous for his bravery. His father was proud of him.Da Zhuang was popular with girls and many girls fell in love with him. But Jack was busy with his woodwork. He made furniture for his parents. All the furniture was made of wood. He was about to make a new table when he was sent to battlefield, . The army he belongs to was made up of 2000 soldiers. Most of people were tried of war soon. They couldn ? t get used to being far away from home. Additionally, many of them didn ? t think the war was worth attending. Since he was sent to battlefield, Da Zhuang had missed his homeland.and the British girl XiaoWei. He hoped he could be seated on the sea beach, thinking of some ancient things 500BC. Or he could eat green bean and bean curd ( bean curd is made from bean) cooked by his mother.
10. A Secret about Xiao Wei
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Lulu had a friend from Belgium, Xiao Wei. Xiao Wei was popular because of her beauty. At the beginning of their friendship, Lulu knew that Xiao Wei had religious beliefs. Befo(来自:www.zhaoQt.NeT 蒲公英文摘:bl温馨短文)re long, Lulu visited Xiao Wei s home. After the ring of doorbell, Xiao Wei opened the door. Following behind Xiao Wei, Lulu was astonished to find that Xiao Wei s bedroom was a mess. Her bedclothes were below her bed. There was a glass of beer, a piece of beef and a bee beaten to death on the table! Everything Lulu saw was beyond belief. “ I am lovelorn[?l?vl?:n]. “ Xiao Wei began her story with tears. “ I beg your pardon.
Lulu couldn ? t believe Xiao Wei s behavior. But as a human being everybody has her weak
time. Xiao Wei begged Lulu not to tell other people what she saw. Lulu said. It s a secret only belongs to us. ” Xiao Wei believed Lulu because she believed in her.
11. Xiao Fang? s Daydream
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Xiao Fang stood beside a bench, making some daydreams. Her imagination benefited from it. There was a biology book between her two hands. A piece of blank paper and pieces of
biscuit were put on the bench. Xiao Fang was dreaming, “ I will do my best to be a good writer. All my books are bestsellers. I can visit Berlin, Hitler ? s birthplace. Maybe she can travel to the moon and beyond, even some are as far as a billion light years. ” A mosquitoes bit her. Xiao Fangcalmed down, “ I had better wash the blanket first, then besides doing my housework, I need to help my grandma to pay her phone bill, otherwise I will have bitter fruit to eat. My Mum would blame me. Her book dropped on the ground; so Xiao Fangbent down to pick it up. But she cut her finger carelessly, and it bled. Xiao Fanglooked a bit bitter. She used some belt to bind it up.
12. Rock ? s Fan
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Linda ? s idol was a boxer named Rock. Rock was born m US. He was as strong as a bomb. His body language showed that. In last game, both Rock and his opponent were tired. Rock blocked his opponent then boxed him down with one blow. That man broke two bones and he was blind in right eye. Oh, God blessed him. After the game, Rock opened a bottle of beer. He poured it into a big bowl then put a block of ice in it. So Cool! Linda went to a bookstore to borrow books about Rock. The boss was rather boring. He bothered Linda several times.
Linda felt bored. He made her blood boil. Linda saw nothing on the notice board. Fortunately, she found a book about her idol at the bottom of a box. She bought it and a bookmark. Linda took a ferry to go home. She stood on board. Some breeze blew her blouse. Her heart was full of happiness.
13. Scream !
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Lulu held her breath to listen to a British broadcast play named “ Scream ” . It happened in someplace in Britain. A murder who wore a mask broke Joan ? s door down and broke into the house. The fighting burst out. Fear only would only bring on tragedy. Joan got brains. Her parents brought her up well. She broke off a branch and held it tightly. Brave Joan broke away from the murderer and got into her car. But the brake was broken. Joan got out of the car out of breath. She hid herself under a bridge. Suddenly, she saw her former boyfriend, a boy who liked to break the rules of school. Joan cried on his broad shoulders. She told him everything just happened briefly. The boy breathed heavily and Joan saw a knife in his pocket. Joan picked up a piece of brick and brought down him.
14. Brotherhood
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Ron and Sam had built up a very good brotherhood since they were little. On Sam ? s 4 th birthday, Ron was busy building a small wooden house for him. Sam used a brush trying to paint it into brown. But he painted with butter by mistake. Even worse, he ran down a lantern by accident. The small wooden building was soon burned down. Sam held one of his buttons with fear. He burst into tears. He told Ron he himself was a butcher to destroy all these things. Ron comforted him, “ It is anything but bad. You did nothing but burn a little house. Let ? s bury it and make it again. ” Soon, they were busy with cleaning work. They cleaned ashes with a broom and a bucket then they buried it under the bush. After the burial, Ron suggested they go to Disney Park by sea. Sam burst into laughter. He really liked the idea.
15. Last Wish
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A young Canadian named Benjamin knew he got cancer. His parents cared him very much. They called in a doctor at once. This case called for a cool head. Benjamin ? s response was calm. H e cancelled his wedding but he did not cage himself in his room. He went to his favorite caf é and canteen as usual. He cared for the candle light meal with enough calories and sweet candy there. Benjamin decided to call on a captain who lived in Ottawa, the capital of Canada. That captain was his idol since his childhood. That day Benjamin set out was cold, only 2 centigrade. Benjamin put a camera. A camp tent and many cabbage cans into his car. Benjamin promised his parents that he would take care of himself. Then he put on his cap and set out. Benjamin called at the captain ? s house, but the latter wasn ? t at home. Benjamin left his name card. The next day, the captain called back. He invited Benjamin to visit a famous cape together.
16. A Princess
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Jackie loved to watch cartoon. In any case, he would watch cartoon an hour a day. Yesterday ? s cartoon was about a princess lived in a castle. She was 165 centimeters tall and was beautiful. She was the center of attention. But this caused her stepmother ? s envy. She carried out a plan. One night, the ceiling of the princess ? s bedroom caught fire. Soon did her carpet. In that case, the princess had to run out. Her servant caught up with her and told her the truth. The princess knew the fire was not her careless fault. She got in a carriage carefully and fled out. Then she took a cart to carry on her journey. Finally, the princess arrived at a cave she had been before. She carved the date on the cave wall. Without a cent from other people, the prince planted carrot and fed the cattle. She regarded that as her career. At autumn that year, she celebrated her harvest and made a catalog of all the planting in the cave.
17. Meeting in Train
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bl温馨短文篇二：耽美小介
同喜欢少紫，慕容，水天，大风。
同不喜欢金钱帮和朽木。
耳雅我看完盛世青风和黄半仙后就敬而远之了（絮叨死我了），没看过你说的那两本（尤其这个好木望天，我已经做了多少回心理建设了，还是不敢看，同系列那两本太无聊了）。
桃花是沈王那个吧，你ps里的除了谢长留和天下第一我都喜欢，天下第一如果没有那么多烂番外会好很多。菖蒲的我喜欢韦苏和天衣无缝，谢长留和山中人太抒情了受不了。
桃符比较类似大风刮过，没有大风虐，古代小文写得很可爱，推荐下《猎户郑三》和《江湖债》（尤其的好处是短啊，最受不了能把那么无聊的文写那么长的写手们，还不如短点呢）。
雏微《青梅怀袖，谁可与煮酒》很好看，就是前一半特磨练耐性，委实是节奏慢，但后面非常精彩（我不知道跟那些虎头蛇尾的作者比，这个算成功还是失败）。不过雏微只有这个好看，别的一塌糊涂。
宫廷的我觉得最经典是《看朱成碧》，很好笑的文，人物的性格塑造的很绝。
易人北古代文雷人的不少，但《路人》还是很好看的，是个江湖文，主攻仆受，腹黑对腹黑的。
陈小菜是我觉得后来的作者里最贴近少紫或水天的，陈最好看的文是《大劈棺》也是江湖文，《挽天河》和《一刀春色》差强人意。不过作者总不可能部部合心意啦，少紫我非常喜欢烟雨和风寂，水天我非常喜欢长风，其他诸如秋雁飞，我意逍遥，素心问月我都觉得差强人意。
颜凉雨的《金钱帮》虽然不好，但《生意人》和《塞北月如霜》都还行，虽然不到非常非常好看的程度，但起码不小白了。
巫羽《风翔万里》是个非常不错的文，讲古代海航的，这个作者文不少，明显这个是最上档次的，我尤其喜欢这个攻，冷漠，不多话那种，受比较温柔。
阿堵《红尘有幸识丹青》，故事本身一般，但看了非常长知识，很迎合现在的古字画收藏潮流。
清朗《清明记》，标准虐文啊，我看之前不知道，看完直接呆掉了，主角居然就这么挂了哇。（加上最后那个今生的番外算he，但前面的震撼太大了，我觉得最后那个he形同虚设，如果不看be还是放弃吧，不过我觉得文好看不好看真的不在是he还是be）。
彻夜流香古代那个系列也不错的，《月迷津渡》《东君问柳》《有风鸣廊》《灰衣奴》。都是类似长风万里那种半宫廷半江湖的文。
古代作者里，其实瑞者，小谢，乱旋，公子欢喜，live，闲语，阿豆，偷眼霜禽，三千界的文也都还行，质量很平均，不会篇篇都特萌，但也还不错，起码都有各自的特点，一人一篇的话，推荐：
瑞者《过期男妓》，很夸张的小倌和老实生意人的故事
小谢《砌下落梅如雪乱》，江湖文，厚脸皮攻，冷受
乱旋《欢情薄》，比较世故的小孩和骄傲小王爷的文
公子欢喜《狐缘》，一只好吃的狐狸和一个老实书生的家长里短文
live《璇天变》，修真文
闲语《含笑花》，类似菖蒲韦苏的推理江湖文
阿豆《笑傲江湖之非常故事》，古代穿越文
偷眼霜禽《春风一杯酒》，江湖文，师徒的
三千界《暖床人》，穿越的，主攻仆受，我觉得三千界比困倚危楼强
我都是正统文和小文插着看，光看正统文太累人，小文有些也是不错的，不费脑子，比如：
白日梦《蟒缘》
淡生烟《孙少爷》
荷尖角《归西十二里之南柯巷》
桔桔《花开早》
地府笨犬《螳螂君》
十方《和番系列》（这个有好几对儿，只死了一个单恋的，虽然他很惨，但也不算be了）
这些小文的作者和上面不同的是，或者比较低产，或者就个别文好，但起码点到的这些都是不错的。
俘虏》BY梨花烟雨 （古文 强攻强受 1对1 虐文。
《叛将》（同上）
《鲛人天下》《鲛人倾国》《鲛帝夜歌》BY莲兮莲兮（穿越 强攻强受 虐 HE）
《乐医》BY老草吃嫩牛（架空 强攻强受 长篇 正剧）
《秦思传》（强强 古文 悲剧）
《面具》BY易人北 （古文 强强 3P 虐……
《白狐之歌》道穿……强强（穿越 架空
《花眠柳宿》（古代重生 武侠 强强 HE
《孽瞳》(穿越宫廷，强攻强受 HE 很多优质攻 不过不是NP
《情到浓时情转薄》BY梨花烟雨（古文 强强 HE 2P
《黄半仙=活神仙》《好木望天》耳雅的文（古文 HE
《长风万里》(古文
《掩月》（丑变美 古文 强攻 美受 2P HE
《重生之沉云夺日》 现代重生 好文啊。
《狐缘》公子欢喜 (古文 强攻书生受，很好看
《太子》BY风弄（古文 强攻弱受 年下 HE
《亘古情缘》推……(穿越 古亚述……强攻弱受 HE
《这家儿子》（现代 好文 挺虐的 弱受 有很多欠扁的小攻 不怎么喜欢结局） 《绿鸣青谷》（温馨 现代 2P HE
人鱼传说》穿越 应该算是重生吧= = 好文 HE
兽制》BY奴玉 人兽文 生子 直掰弯……
《花落无声》 现代文 暗恋系 温馨
《边马片城》 古代 流氓猥琐攻 别扭受
《秦思传》强强 古文
《天鹅鸣奏曲》德国纳粹和法国伯爵之间发生的故事……很好看 二战
《百折而后弯的小黄》BY狂言千笑 穿越
《景帝纪事》BY非言非默
《浮木》BY康楚典型的腹黑攻 现代
《云风万里》BY巫羽 冷漠攻平凡受 古文…HE
《原生态》现代文，腹黑攻 现代
《西北》穿越 古代 强攻美受
《高墙之内》现代 前篇是监狱文，强攻强受
《狱鬼》 狂上加狂的文现代 前世今生 灵异文
《大约是你》现代文 健气攻弱受
《山河日月》清朝重生 八阿哥
《神无之月》网游文……
都是我看过比较好的耽美文。
cp是四四和八八……
bl温馨短文篇三：耽美考核题
BL耽美考核题
一 选择题 （选出正确答丄案，每题1分）：
1 选出下面词语内涵不完全一致的一组
A 耽美，BL，同志文学
B 黄瓜，茄子，棒子
C 菊丄花，菊丄穴，菊瓣 ?
D 分丄身，肉芽，昂扬
2 下列CP不合理的一项是
A 圣母攻 X 圣母受
B 幼狗攻 X 老猫受
C 有机物质攻 X 无机物质受
D 以上选项皆不正确
3.与词汇"菊丄花酵母"近义的一项是
A.GJM
B.GN
C.WZY
D.HY
4 一对男子最通常获得子嗣的方式是
A 领养
B 种植
C 酒后乱性
D 生了！终于生了！
5"耽美"的英文对应词是
A BOYS LOVE
B DAN MEI
C DELAY BEAUTY
D DAMN IT！
二、 名词缩写：下列缩写已给出，请写出的全称，如有一词多解请尽量多写，每个全称1分）
1、FH ____
2、JMS ____
3、LZ ____
4、LS ____
5、SB ____
6、JR ____
7、ORZ ____
8、RT ____
9、囧RZ ____
10、XQ ____
11、YY ____
12、JQ ____
13、JJ ____
14、GJM ____
15、LJ ____
16、 QJ ____
17、HLL ____
18、 WSN____
19、GJ ____
20、做人不能太CKG。 ____
21、如此这般的SKJS。____
22、今天你被HL了没。____
23、我就是不DJ你。 ____
24、阿姨我HD,我来告诉你虾米意思吧。____
25、LOLI星人真BH。____
三、辨析题
请判断以下小攻/受类型
1.没错，那就是形容我的。我今年芳龄十八，风华正茂，如同那盛开的芙蕖，绽放着灼灼夭夭的光芒。 （ ）
2. 你这个不守妇道的男人！！ （ ）
3. 我不是不守妇道的男人！！ （ ）
4.似懂非懂的......小人眨着灵动的大眼睛歪着脑袋思考......咦！？一根坚硬炙烫的东西顶住了自己的股间，原来哥哥也跟自 己一样。（ ）
5.走开！......不要碰我，我很脏，我不配...... （ ）
6.我该拿你怎么办...... （ ）
7.讨厌啦~你们男人每一个是好东西！ （ ）
请判断下列观点是否正确。（请在括号中表明正确T/错误F）
1.甲认为"日出太子奶"只是一个酸奶的牌子。（ ）
2.乙表示不同意，乙认为"日出太子奶"隐含着宫廷、生子、产奶等要素。（ ）
3.GJM与HH的上丄海绝恋是XQJMS唯一能接受的BG。（ ）
4.既然受可以怀孕，那么攻也能怀孕。（ ）
四、名言警句填空（任选三题）。
1.想要啊______
2.______,万受无疆。
3.鸳鸳相抱何时了,____
4.凤凤于飞飞多高,_____________。
4.你这不守妇道_______。
5.给我__________,我能不能装下整个宇宙。
7、___________，悠然见南山
8、花径不曾缘客扫，__________
五、考核题
新人请自爆年龄，性别，属性（腐女、腐男orGAY），腐龄 考核题：
一、说3个耽美小说作者。
二、说3个耽美小说。
三、你是怎么接触到耽美的？
四、1是什么，0是什么，0.5是什么。
五、说两个同性恋合法的国家和两个同性恋违法的国家。
六、说两对你自认为萌的CP。
七、说两句腐句子或腐词。
八、说四个耽美动漫。
九、说两个耽美漫画。
十、请推荐两个你觉得很美好的耽美作品。
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